I had an intriguing idea. Everyone loves pasta, right? Well, pasta is very non-paleo. Guess what is paleo? Enoki Mushrooms and Nira (garlic chives).
Know what else? They’re both long and cylindrical and will go well with tomato sauce.
I will explore this idea fully tomorrow and report back.
Edit:
Nix the nira and add some regular onions cut as opened rings and it might be worthwhile, the nira had a terrible texture when used as planned.